Bush Man shenanigans...

We had a funny experience yesterday.... Were quietly sitting in the shade at 'Lost Lake', minding our own business, reading through the local newspaper looking for jobs/house etc. when a random bush man came out of nowhere and just started hanging... He wanted to know what questions we had - I said we didn't have any... he said (need to put on a full Canadian-dude-out-of-it-accent)..
BM: 'Course you do mann... everyone has questions..'
G: 'No no... we don't have any'
BM: 'But you're reading the newspaper so obviously you do. It's ok. I'm here to help you.'
G: 'Uhhh... no... really, we're just reading the newspaper... we don't have any questions'.
BM: 'See, I want to teach maaan. Everyone has a purpose. Teaching english... yeah... People need it man...'
G: 'What, so you want to teach english as a foreign language??'
BM: 'See like, everyone has an alterior motive right. And that's ok... that's cool... I just want to put mine out there from the start you know??’
G: ‘... Ahhhh.... huhhh...’
(Row meanwhile sits there, trying not to vomit from the smell of BM - he was sitting within 30cm from Row, but a good 1m from me... but even I was feeling light headed at the stench that was BM)
BM: ‘You see, that’s the attraction and that’s why I came to you.’
G: ‘Oh......’
BM: ‘And like, you’re Australian yeah??’
G: ‘Yep. We’re Australian’.
BM: ‘See like, I could tear you apart for that man but I’m not going to. And so I’m telling you.’
G: ‘Uhhh.. hmmmm... ‘ (thinking I have no freaking idea what you are trying to tell me here Mr BM...
A moment of silence... Row turns to look at BM no expression, just one of his Rowan looks as if to say - why have you come to annoy us annoying stinky bushman...
BM to Row: ‘Hey man - you’ve got a straight face!!! That’s sooo fkg rare man!’
G: - Laugh... giggle... this was truely a funny situation, if only I had a recording of his voice...
Row: ‘Ok, so yeah, we’re going to get going now.’
G: ‘Ahh yeah - ok... bye.. have a good day...’
BM: ‘Oh.. ok (in a slightly sad voice)... yeah...’
Conclusion: Canadian bushmen are stinky and annoying... yet bring giggles - all in all, a worthwhile experience but will remember not to sit in that particular area again - we think its his local....