This Week's Top News Stories

1. Rowan's trusty Mr Black Boxers made their 350th-time-worn anniversary on Tuesday. We celebrated with champagne and caviar and wept tears of laughter at the beautiful and heart-warming speech made by Mr BB.

2. It's official, after years of doing it way too rarely, I am now a regular flosser. Will be interested to note whether my dentist notices the difference upon my next visit.
3. I made a delicious asian noodle salad last night. I was about to devour the last, mouth-watering mouthfull when I noticed one of the almonds was moving. Upon closer inspection, I realised it was a small piece of moving lettuce. Upon looking even closer, I realised it was a very slowly moving slightly reduced-in size caterpillar. Mmmm... caterpillar...
4. Row & I are officially geared up for the season! We went to the big sales last night and did some serious shopping action - Bargaining Betty was on fire like never before. We are sooooooo amped for winter!!!
5. I am now an official lady. I have had nails for the last few months and they're going strong. A big thanks to Natalie, Nelly, Neena, Niamo, Narelle, Natasha, Nichole, Nelly, Nancy and Nadia - The 10 girls have been growin' strong like never before - good work girls, keep it up I say keep it up!

6. BREAKING NEWS... Miss Kate Amanda Perkins has JUST confirmed she and Ben will be coming to play in February - wohoooo - sooo excited!!!